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[hotdate]

Sup people, you've reached the Heathster. I'm probably on a date, or setting fire to something or solving world hunger and can't come to the phone right now. Just leave a message at the beep.

Unless you're a lady, then leave me your number too. Later, gators.

FROM: SUBJECT: KANYAYA In Light Of Our Current Situation... KANYAYA Hey, Heath, are you doing anything Saturday? ABBEY Heath. I am being invited to normie party on 28th KANAYA [Action] LILY I was told that ugly sweaters were... KANAYA Hey, Heath? Do you speak Yeti? LUCY Heath? It's Lucy NAOYA 197 unread ABBEY Heath. Finally finding good challenge for you

TO: SUBJECT: CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT ABBEY Hey you ABBEY If I could rearrange the alphabet...

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Comments

1/200 oops also this is probably at least a week after that convo

[anotheryosuke]

did not

1 per hour every hour on the hour let's go

[anotheryosuke]

did not

I won't spam you 200 times though for both our sakes

[anotheryosuke]

[...]

200/200 welp

[anotheryosuke]

still did not

[hotdate]

Oh my god you're destroying my inbox will you stop.

[anotheryosuke]

sorry i only now how to set it up
just dont challenge me next time ok?

[hotdate]

HAH jokes on you because I never learn my lesson!

this is going to be a disaster. an ongoing disaster.

[anotheryosuke]

ah i guess ill have to be more creative nextt time

damn right

[hotdate]

Do. Your. Worst.

[anotheryosuke]

dont come crying for mercy!!!

[hotdate]

I never cry for mercy because I am a guy.

[anotheryosuke]

ive seen plent of guys cry and beg for their lives!!

[hotdate]

Wow I was almost threatened if it wasn't for that plent.

[anotheryosuke]

well its wasnt a threat so thats still pretty good i think

[hotdate]

Yeah sure, man. We'll all live in fear of your plent.

[anotheryosuke]

pride comes before a fall!!
better watch out

[hotdate]

You know what else comes before a fall? A broken step.

[anotheryosuke]

..well that was just lame
you gotta do better than that man

[hotdate]

What if I added a ba-dum-tush?

[anotheryosuke]

nope
you shouldve done that in thef irst place!!

[hotdate]

It could totally come afterwards. Don't be stingy on the ba-dum-tush's, man.

[anotheryosuke]

nope nope defnitely too late
your joke fell totally flat

[hotdate]

Way to be a joke-ruiner, dude. I thought you were cool.

[anotheryosuke]

friends don t let friends tell jokes so bad theyre bad!!!

[hotdate]

Gee, what a big burden for you.