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Sup people, you've reached the Heathster. I'm probably on a date, or setting fire to something or solving world hunger and can't come to the phone right now. Just leave a message at the beep.

Unless you're a lady, then leave me your number too. Later, gators.

FROM:

SUBJECT:

	KANYAYA	In Light Of Our Current Situation...
	KANYAYA	Hey, Heath, are you doing anything Saturday?
	ABBEY	Heath. I am being invited to normie party on 28th
	KANAYA	[Action]
	LILY	I was told that ugly sweaters were...
	KANAYA	Hey, Heath? Do you speak Yeti?
	LUCY	Heath? It's Lucy
	NAOYA	197 unread
	ABBEY	Heath. Finally finding good challenge for you

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SUBJECT:

	CHARACTER NAME	THREAD SUBJECT
	CHARACTER NAME	THREAD SUBJECT
	CHARACTER NAME	THREAD SUBJECT
	ABBEY	Hey you
	ABBEY	If I could rearrange the alphabet...

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Theres This
Famous Movie
About Whats Been Going On
The Time Loop
Taking Place In The Second Month

I Dont Know The Title

You mean Groundhog day?

[Long pause, give him a minute.]

Oh. Okay yeah that makes sense now.

Yes
Thank You

[ACTUAL ALIEN TEARS OF JOY]

I Am This Close To Viewing The Film In Full

Do you even need to do that if it's happening in real life?

...Or wow do you just keep watching it over and over like some sort of groundhogception?

Its More For Cultural Value
I Think People Are Making References
On A Related Note
What Kind Of -ception Would This Be
An Interception
Deception
Reception
Im Really Confused And Am Going To Type The Corresponding Face
:?

Oh right, not from Earth.

Well there's this movie about dreaming inside dreams or...something, I don't know, it's super boring and I got distracted by the ghoul selling candy but it's called Inception. And we just put ception on the end of stuff that's within stuff now because it sounds cool.

Oh
That At Least Sounds
Cool
But On Our Planet We Only Had Nightmares So That Wasnt Something Which Easily Would Have Had An Analogue

Wait, so you never had any nice dreams? Like...ever?

Because that sucks.

Pretty Much
Its Not As If You Can Go To The Dream Carnival With Your Crush Without Subsequently Seeing Her Ripped Limb From Limb Though
Carnival Means Festival Of Meat Its The Same Root As Carniovre
Thats Just How Life Was
We Had A Drug To Counteract The Phenomenon
One Nobody On Earth Ever Bothered To Synthesize