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[hotdate]

Sup people, you've reached the Heathster. I'm probably on a date, or setting fire to something or solving world hunger and can't come to the phone right now. Just leave a message at the beep.

Unless you're a lady, then leave me your number too. Later, gators.

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[hotdate]

[Heath opens the door and beams when he sees who's on the other side]

Oh hey, Kanaya. What can I do for you, Beautiful?

[speakveryclearly]

[Can your stomach turn and do cartwheels at the same time? Apparently, if you are a rainbow drinker, yes. She extends her hand to offer him the disc.]

You can hook this up to your tablet some time. Happy Christmas.

[A low-budget Hong Kong remake of Warm Bodies with English subtitles. That film where, at the climax of a feud between the living, peaceful zombies, and aggressive zombies, the humans collectively realize they've been dead inside all along, succumb to the plague, and form a peaceful communal undead society.]

[hotdate]

Oh wow, thanks! [This is the best present ever, he will be so happy this movie exists] Hold up, I've got yours here.

[He'll vanish into the building for a moment, returning with a pretty crappily wrapped present. He tried, okay. Inside is a copy of Interview with a Vampire. He got it because Darculaura liked it and vampire generalisation is the best]

Happy Christmas to you, too.

[speakveryclearly]

[Her polite smile cracks into a grin at the gift, which she accepts gratefully.]

You're the second person to play on that theme so far today.

[hotdate]

Yeah? Well, at least it isn't a terrible theme, right? It's way better to be proud of what you are, embrace the culture, and all that cool stuff.

[speakveryclearly]

[She can't quite meet his gaze.] ...I never thought about it like that. People don't have a lot of positive things to say about our culture.

[Even members of said culture.]

[hotdate]

[He gives a offhand wave at that]

There's always gonna be haters. You just need to put your head high and rise above it, y'know? You know that you're awesome, your friends know that you're awesome, and that should be what matters.